Tag Archive | Christ

Just How Sinful Were Your Prices?

epic-fail-jesus-died-failPic From Fail Blog

For Christ died for sins once for all, the righteous for the unrighteous, to bring you to God.” 1 Peter 3:18

Let me check that again. Christ died so that I could be in a relationship with God. Does it mention supermarket prices anywhere? Did Christ die for consumer gain? Nope, didn’t think so.

Bad form Safeway. Bad form.

Vampiric Obsession

332865964v2_350x350_front_color-blackFrom the Urban Dictionary:

TwihardA serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters. The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion… er…. I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true love & love at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.

If you’re anything like me, you’ve noticed something very wrong in the above category. And that’s because it’s all too real. Twilight is a new religion. And there’s good reason to be concerned about that.

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