Won’t They Go To Doggie Heaven?
When the Rapture hits, there’s going to be a lot of loose ends to take care of. Empty houses, vacant jobs, etc. There’s no way of knowing how a sudden removal of all the world’s Christians will affect emergency services – someone’s bound to leave an iron on when they float up to heaven.
But the big question is, what will happen to your pet?
Now don’t panic. Things are going to be okay for the family dog or cat. Because a group of well meaning, animal loving atheists have heard your concerns and have come to the rescue. If you sign up to their special service, they will rush to the aid of your pets in the event of Rapture. Of course, you’ll need to pay a small fee now, just to make sure their services will be available.
I hope you can see the problems with this.
And for the record, I don’t believe in the Rapture and don’t believe it is a concept consistent with the Bible and the picture of suffering it presents. So when we finally get that cat that my wife has wanted since forever, we won’t be needing to sign up to any post-Rapture kitty rescue program.